Short stuff

Abnormous  — irregular, misshapen, (1710);  later as a humorous version of enormous 

Brume — mist or fog, 1694, from Latin bruma ‘winter’

Callipygian — having well-shaped buttocks (1831) from Greek kallipygos

Couthie — sociable, unsophisticated, comfortable, 1715-25, Scottish

Couth — familiar, but in modern use: cultured, refined, well-mannered

Uncouth — unfamiliar, but in modern use: rude, vulgar

Drumble — a sluggish, slow-witted person or horse: mid-1500s, obsolete

Logomachy — an argument about words or using many of them; mid-1500s

Nullibicity — the state of being nowhere. Sounds relaxing!

Tellurian — of or inhabiting the earth; from Latin

Wacky — amusing in a slightly odd way, absurd, eccentric, crazy; 1800s British slang, 

                  probably from the notion of being whacked on the head one too many times

Wacko — a tad crazier than wacky